Player Profile:::Wrongturn



Wrongturn is the man, just ask him. He'll tell you how it is, and I can tell you for free that "It" probabably has something to do with your mum. He is one of the most outspoken Cod4 players, but probably has the game to back it up...

MvR- What's your favourite food?


WT- I've heard that your mum makes a nice lasagne, so I'm going to say that.

MvR- You like to start on the mum jokes early don't you...


WT- What can I say? When you're onto a good thing...

MvR- If you could be half-man, half-animal, what animal half would you want to have?


WT- Definately a mongoose. If I know anything about anything, it's that mongooses know how to have a good time...

MvR- If you were stuck on a desert island would you rather have fire or water?


WT- is this a trick question ?

MvR- Why do they call you Wrongturn


WT- I once went driving out in the bush with a bunch of my buddies, and I was the only one who survived. No, JK, it's because my parents died in a car accident when I was younger.

MvR- It is true that you once ate an entire bag of potatoes?


WT- When I was younger, yes.

MvR- Why?


WT- Why is the sky blue? Why is your mum awesome? Why do dvd's taste like asparagus?

MvR- Yikes, you're a little defensive don't you think? I've heard you have trouble separating real life and Cod 4, is that true?


WT- No. But if you dont shut up I will get out my Blue tiger ak-47 with reflex scope and see who's boss then...

MvR- What is your favourite weapon on Cod4?


WT- Air-Strike.

MvR- Who is more awesome...tillz0r, silverfoxx, or your mum?
WT- Who's mum? I don't quite understand the possessive noun in this line of questioning.

MvR- Riiiight. So do you have any advice for the new player, you know seeing as you are now the Australian Call Of Duty 4 champion and everything.


WT- Personal intimidation is key. If you can pretend like you know where they live, then you win. You may not win the game, but you know that you have one the emotionally crippling, psychological war that will haunt them alot longer.

MvR- Thanks for your time


WT- Tell your mum I said hi, and tell rove to stop using my material. I hate Rove.