Tillz0r. Smoke. Melee. Dang. Awesome. tillz0r. That's usually the thought process that many people playing COD 4 have when they come across the tillz0r. You don't know what is happening, you are shrouded in smoke, you are disorientated, you grab your p90 with double tap and steady aim and start firing, BUT YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD. ALREADY DEAD!!!

MvR- It's nice to talk to you today.

Tzr- Yes, I can imagine. I am not me, but I can understand what a privelege it must be to talk me.

MvR- Many people have told me that you are quite charming, am I going to be able to remain unpersuaded?

Tzr- You tell me... *motions seductively*

MvR- So it's obvious that you are married, by the amount of time you spend online...would you rather give up your computer and gaming or your wife?

Tzr- No Comment

MvR- Your wife sounds hot...

Tzr- And they say I am charming...

MvR- So getting back on track- I have heard that you claim to have dated fictional characters?

Tzr- Yes this is true. In 2004 I dated Serena Van der Woodson, and Brooke Davis but things didnt work out. In 2005 I dated Jessica Alba's character from Fantastic Four.

MvR- That really makes no sense.

Tzr- I can't help that your mind doesn't transcend the parallels of the 6th dimension

MvR- ok. In the news story about your life, what would the headline say?

Tzr- Man killed playing age of conan straight for 190 hrs

MvR- Would you become a scientologist if it means you could get AOC quicker?

Tzr- Hey don't knock scentology, "they are watching"

MvR- Would you say that you are the best player on Call Of Duty 4 in regards to the "melee attack"?

Tzr- I think that my statistics prove that I am. I am the best Call Of Duty 4 player with a knife!

MvR- You mean on the game, right?

Tvr- Yeah, in real life I don't believe in weapons...except words.

MvR- Wow, that was very philosophical...while we are on that note- Is it better to have knifed and missed, then to have never knifed at all?

Tvr- If you miss, you shouldn't be knifing. n00b

MvR- Thanks for your time.