Goats have had a bad rap in the past. Things don't seem to go their way, and well honestly they aren't all that useful. That being said, Some Goat isn't just some goat. He's an über-9047, the kind of goats that you read about in Greek mythology. He's only new, but he is ranking up at white hot speeds, so keep your eyes peeled. Goats will once again rule COD4, be warned.

MvR- Hi Some Goat, I appreciate you taking time out of your undisclosed job at it's undisclosed location.

SG- Yeah that's no trouble, my undisclosed employers would enjoy the fact I am wasting their undiclosed time.

MvR- So, Some goat is an interesting name, care to explain?

SG- It's an anagram for Steam Goo.

MvR- If you were all out of money, and you needed $3.40 to catch a bus home, how would you get the money?

SG- I would switch to the n00b t00b and start pillaging. Stat.

MvR- Would you rather have the body of a human with dolphin fin or have no arms, but have wings?

SG- Definately the fin. Fins are powerful and are where Sharks store their skills.

MvR- In real life, who do you think would win a fight between Lex Luther and Clark Kent?

SG- Neither, I'd double t00b them as soon as they got within a foot of each other.

MvR- In two words (like that's possible) describe Phil Collins...

SG- 5000000 XP

MvR-In the news story about your life, what would the headline say?

SG- Phil Collins' Life Saved From Obsessive Fan With Fictional Grenade Launcher

MvR- If you could have any super hero power, what would it be and why...

SG- Extra goat sense.

MvR- Would that include Extra Bleeting power?

SG- Don't insult my intelligence...clown.

MvR- Can you help the readers understand your meteroric rise to COD awesomeness...

SG- Yes, but first let me just press 5....

MvR- Anything else you would like to add?

SG- HACKS!!

MvR- Well put.