If you were walking down the street and you heard the word Scizzaz whispered through the air, what would you do? Thats exactly right- Nothing. The scary thing is, you've already been hacked...there is nothing you can do. No retreat, no surrender, you are now merely a pawn trapped in Check-Mate. And this is why-

MvR- So Scizzaz, its an interesting name. It's obvious to me what it's all about, can you tell our loyal readers what it means?

SCZ- It's nickname given to me after I stabbed a friend with a pair of scissors in a bitter fued over a sega controller.

MvR- A serious question first, what are your thoughts on the plight of North Rawandan refugees and the effects of civil war on the society as a whole?

SCZ- I think they should spend the money I donate on n00btubes and 'nades. Arm the people and get 'em fighting back!

MvR- If there was a crazy new law that forced everyone to remove the p or w key from their keyboard, which would you choose?

SCZ- Definitely the 'p', it's too far away from the other keys to be useful!

MvR- You are renowned the world over for being the greatest cod4 player that has ever lived, in your own words- what makes you so awesome?

SCZ- HAX lol

MvR- You are a big fan of onboard GFX, do you think this gives you the edge over most of your cod4 competitors?

SCZ- I'm pretty confident that the results speak for themselves don't they...

MvR- What is your favourite gun/perks?

SCZ- Lately i've been using the mp5 + silencer + 3 nades + stopping power + extreme conditioning.

MvR-If you were trapped on a deserted island and had to pick one person to be stuck there with, who would it be?

SCZ- I dunno who exactly, but probably a nymphomaniac who could cook!

MvR- What's your favourite beverage?

SCZ- Jack Daniels

MvR- Phil Collins is the "Official Musical Artist" of Monkeys v Robots- what do you love most about Phil Collins?

SCZ- Whats not to love, the mans a genius! When he sung "i can feel it, coming in the air tonight" , i'm sure he was referring to cod4 smoke!

MvR- Are you claiming that Phil Collins knew about COD4 27 years before it was released?

SCZ- Yes, is that so strange to imagine. This is Phil Collins we are talking about here.

MvR- Is it true you are apart of a secret organisation dedicated to the advancement of haxx0ring, called Knights of the Haxxor?

SCZ- Yes and No. Anything is possible.

MvR- What is your favourite hack?

SCZ- www.artificialaiming.net n00b LOL. But in all seriousness I DO NOT USE HACKS! Well, except for- lolhax.exe, copterhax.exe,aimbotwallhackextrasmokeheadshothaxx0r.exe and failstrikehax.exe.

MvR- You are always talking about your "schemes", do you have any you can fill us in on??

SCZ- Lets just say i'm expecting a rather large shipment of boogie boards soon!

MvR- Hyperventilation is something that has ravaged our society, crippling many of it's members, what are you thoughts/possible remedies?

SCZ- Smoke smoke and more smoke.

MvR- Any final thoughts?

SCZ- People who shoot straight are not hackers! Those who claim they are, had better stick to n00btubes and nades or go back to mshearts.