Dman or "The baby-faced assassin" as he is known amongst the MvR heirachy, is one-stop, all guns blazing and all cylinders firing COD4 machine. Even if he doesnt kill you in the game via bullets and grenades, I'm pretty sure it's safe to say he will have verbally abused you via the in game chat. His poignant and ascerbic tongue has left many a competitor with no words. I mean it's easy to re-spawn after being shot, but there is no comeback when Dman unleashes a literary tyrade on your poor soul!

MvR- Dman sounds like a girls name. Are you a woman, or do you just to pretend to be a woman?

Dman- Well I do have luscious long red hair that really gets other peoples attention...and I do have 'fake' woman bits...

MvR- Who do you think would win in a fight out of a mongoose and a badger?

Dman- Well badgers are capable of fighting off much larger animals, so my bets on that guy

MvR- Have you seen "The Dark Knight"? If so, what did you think? If not, what is wrong with you?

Dman- Excellent movie, and that actor guy came back from the dead as a clown, how 1337 is that??

MvR- Describe yourself in 6 words or less.

Dman- Big, Hairy, Badger, Red, Iron Maiden

MvR- What would you rather...The face of dog and the body of a woman, or the face of woman and the body of a man?

Dman- Obviously all women have faces like that....nah nah its just a REALLY bad joke

MvR- As you know, Phil Collins is a huge part of Monkeys V Robots. Tell us about a time is your life when Phil Collins has been a personal inspiration to you...

Dman- I've always wanted to play the drums...but I never heard of this "Phil Collins" you speaketh of

MvR- If you were stuck on a deserted island, what 3 things would you take?

Dman- Two gorgeous ladiez with dog faces and a bottle shop

MvR- If Call of Duty 4 wasn't around, what would you do in your spare time?

Dman- Watch a fight between a badger and a mongoose, watch the zombie Heath Ledger in that movie and get stuck on a desert island with those ladiez from before

MvR- What are your fave COD4 perks?

Dman- Fragx3, Stopping power, Steady aim, lame but I usually die before anything good happens

MvR- Any last words?

Dman- Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land